Slide down the dinosaur 

When a woman wants to have intimate relations with an older man, especially when that man is a cuckolded husband or otherwise less-than-capable partner. Also could be an old, trusty dildo that's well-used.

She was bored with her household chores, so instead chose to slide down the dinosaur.

Slide down the dinosaur by biatch'ho August 20, 2009

blueberry dinosaur 

a sexual move in which the female is on top of the male and then pulls out suddenly. The male will be suprised and when this is happening, the woman hops around all over the man, randomly deposits feces on him, then rawrs and escapes.

Timothy said,"She and I were getting it on and then she gave me a blueberry dinosaur!"

blueberry dinosaur by anyaaaa!(: April 1, 2010

dinosaur sex 

When people mount on each other to have sex,just like dinosaurs.

Justin:Did you see angelina having dinosaur sex with bob?!?!
Deandre:wow!Why would angelina fuck a {fuck boy} like him?
Justin:I think he {low sweep}ed her!!!
Deandre:that explains alot!!!!!!!

dinosaur sex by mwiz March 2, 2015

Dinosaur Arms

1. Adj. Used to describe anyone or anything suffering from almost any kind of retardation.
Refers the forearms of a T-Rex which, although the best dinosaur, suffered from tiny stunted dinosaur arms.
It is thought that T-Rex suffered from the aforesaid cripple-tastic limbs because otherwise, it may have been just TOO awesome.
2. Insult used when someone does something retarded.

1. (Dinosaur Arms Sufferer, let's call him Colin): "Woah hey guyz, I just heard that homosexuals are gay!"
(Cool Dude): "Damn, that Colin is SO Dinosaur Arms"
(Hip Fellow): "Word to your Mother"

2. (Colin): "Zomg, I just dropped my pocket on the floor!"
(Cool Dude): "Dinosaur Arms"

Dinosaur Arms by SirPsychoSubmarine March 20, 2008

dinosaurgy 

An orgy involving dinosaurs.

The Stegosaurus, T. Rex, and Triceratops all went over to the Pterodactyl's house for a dinosaurgy.

dinosaurgy by E. Ho March 29, 2008

dinosaur vision 

"Dinosaur eyes take in a wider view, bending in at the edges like a glass globe filled with water. Nothing is gray or drab or dull; rather they see swimming particles of color, a moving mosaic of dancing colored specks. As we would see a starscape in the night sky, they see a sparkling "lifescape" in the woods by day, a world teeming with life.

Some humans see with dinosaur vision, Bix explained: artists, poets, and children. But for the rest of us, as we grow older, the mammalian part of the brain clouds over the reptilian part, and drains away a little glory of the world." --James Gurney, "Dinotopia"

Rose lenses or dinosaur vision, I tell you life is still glorious. Or at least, I want to believe that it is. Give me screwdriver so that I might fix these damned glasses!

dinosaur vision by David Mitchell June 13, 2004

dinosaur 

A person who has been employed for a long time by a corporation, university, or organization. Generally used disparagingly by younger persons who regard this person as a general obstacle to progress, or one to their own personal advancement. The expression implies obsolescence on the part of the person so described, whether factually or not.

The English Department was filled with dinosaurs who were on the faculty for more than thirty years. They should set a maximum limit on the number of years a person may be on the faculty!

dinosaur by Duckbutt November 19, 2006