A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head
by JimmyJimmersonThe6th September 28, 2025
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The angry neckbeard leftist who has never lifted weights in his life has Sweeney Derangement Syndrome
by Phil McButthole January 29, 2026
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A behavioural and psychological condition most commonly observed in certain rural/suburban men (frequently self-identified "rednecks" or "bogans) characterised by an obsessive, disproportionate hatred toward domestic cats, especially outdoor or stray ones.
Core symptoms include:
- Referring to all cats as " invasive murder machines" while simultaneously defending or participating in far more destructive activities and ignoring science.
- Posting photo of themselves shooting, trapping or harming cats while captioning them with phrases like "protecting muh songbirds" or "doing nature a favor". They usually have pit bulls they train to kill anything on sight.
- Having unusually strong emotional reactions to the mere sight of a cat sitting on a fence
- Insisting that cats are single-handedly causing ecological collapse while ignoring habitat loss, climate change, industrial agriculture, etc
- Frequently displaying classic small-penis-adjacent overcompensation behaviours (loud utes , giant lifted tires, guns)
- Unresolved and poorly sublimated mommy issues that appear to transfer onto any small, independent, vaguely feminine-coded animal that doesn't obey commands
- low IQ usually left school at Year 8
Typical associated phrases:
- "The only good cat if a dead cat”
- "I love all animals, except cats”
- "My wife left me and took the kids or I can’t find a girlfriend but at least I can still take my inadequacies and hate out on a 4lb cat”
A behavioural and psychological condition most commonly observed in certain rural/suburban men (frequently self-identified "rednecks" or "bogans) characterised by an obsessive, disproportionate hatred toward domestic cats, especially outdoor or stray ones.
Core symptoms include:
- Referring to all cats as " invasive murder machines" while simultaneously defending or participating in far more destructive activities and ignoring science.
- Posting photo of themselves shooting, trapping or harming cats while captioning them with phrases like "protecting muh songbirds" or "doing nature a favor". They usually have pit bulls they train to kill anything on sight.
- Having unusually strong emotional reactions to the mere sight of a cat sitting on a fence
- Insisting that cats are single-handedly causing ecological collapse while ignoring habitat loss, climate change, industrial agriculture, etc
- Frequently displaying classic small-penis-adjacent overcompensation behaviours (loud utes , giant lifted tires, guns)
- Unresolved and poorly sublimated mommy issues that appear to transfer onto any small, independent, vaguely feminine-coded animal that doesn't obey commands
- low IQ usually left school at Year 8
Typical associated phrases:
- "The only good cat if a dead cat”
- "I love all animals, except cats”
- "My wife left me and took the kids or I can’t find a girlfriend but at least I can still take my inadequacies and hate out on a 4lb cat”
"That guy with the mullet and lifted F-150 keeps posting about how cats are ecological terrorists is classic case of Feline Derangement Syndrome (FDS)”
by mojo at March 6, 2026
Get the Feline Derangement Syndrome (FDS) mug.A condition where someone is obsessively hateful towards the furry fandom to the point of complete paranoia and hostility.
I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.
by Cynical Man October 28, 2025
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"Sharon believes her son, Tyler's autism is caused by paracetamol/acetaminophen/tylenol. She believes this because she has Trump Derangement Syndrome. "
"Kenny thinks Renée Good was a domestic terrorist because he has Trump Derangement Syndrome"
"Kenny thinks Renée Good was a domestic terrorist because he has Trump Derangement Syndrome"
by Autisticasf January 24, 2026
Get the Trump Derangement Syndrome mug.A severe personality disorder that Trump supporters suffer from, which disables their critical-thinking abilities, dulls the anterior insular cortex (the brain's empathy and self-awareness center) and leads to an uncomfortable state of chronic cognitive dissonance. Once an individual fuses their personal identity with former reality TV figure Donald Trump they develop an inexplicable compulsion to defend him with religious fervor, even when his actions go against their previous values.
Rather than admit they were misguided and gullible to be so regularly conned by him, the disorder causes the individual to double down rather than to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
Rather than admit they were misguided and gullible to be so regularly conned by him, the disorder causes the individual to double down rather than to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
“My aunt has terrible Trump Derangement Syndrome. She said she was voting for Trump because he was the “anti-war” president who was going to release the Epstein Files. Now that Trump said he doesn’t care about the files, she has convinced herself he’s just using reverse psychology to get the liberals riled up enough to also demand their release. She won’t just admit she was conned into voting for him.”
by J.N. January 24, 2026
Get the Trump Derangement Syndrome mug.(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.
Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012
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