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Danger Ride

(noun) "A perilous journey of over 20 miles in an untested vehicle in which the likelihood of loss of life, explosion, or, incarceration is higher than the expectation of safe arrival at the destination of said journey. The likelihood of mechanical failure alone does not constitute a danger ride unless the mechanical failure would certainly place the 'danger driver' where the aforementioned risks apply. The danger ride is often a moniker awarded posthumously."
I just got my learning permit and my dad is out of town, do you want to take his 1956 Porsche Speedster to a strip club in Austin? Hell yeah, I'll take a danger ride.
by Artemis Killpatrick January 29, 2017
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danger breeze

The feeling of terror males get when they feel a chill in the genitalia region, believing it to be because their 'fly' (button or zip) is undone.
'Woah man! Had a danger breeze then! Could have sworn my pride was out in the open'
by Greg the Dinosaur August 14, 2012
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danger noodle

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle
by Bread_man69420 December 7, 2021
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Danger Dipping

Dipping your dick into a girl's vagina when you're about to cum.
David: Hey man have you tried danger dipping yet?
Robert: Nah bro, I can't risk getting my girl pregnant again.
by CrypticReich January 27, 2020
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Danger Music

Music based on the idea that some music could cause physical harm. Extremely unpleasant noises are the norm, with side effects of listening include: deafness, physical injury, possible death.
Most danger music live shows get cancelled before they begin, same reason as you won't organize a public massacre. Otherwise, attendees need to sign before entering so the musician can't be sued.
Listening guidelines:
Don't. Unless you regularly enjoy YouTube earrape and/or extratone, on a daily basis, of which you may have a chance of survival.
Guy: I found out this genre called Danger Music! Let's listen!
1 minute later, he was found dead in his room with severe bleeding from his ears, which were damaged. Several police personnel were deafened due to the danger music playing from the computer. Body sent for autopsy.
by A dying goat September 3, 2019
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Quinn Danger

Quinn Danger is a ERW Signed talent. Quinn Danger would win the ERW World heavyweight championship, Quinn would go on to have a great run with the championship Intill he lost it to Bendy Omega at Genesis in Late April. Quinn would later win the Atlantic Championship twice making him, currently, the most reigns with the title.
"Quinn Danger has won the Atlantic Championship!"
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 22, 2021
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Danger Loli

A "Danger Loli" is a character trope often found in anime and manga.

When a small girl character is dangerous.

The gap between their sweet outwards appearance, and their actions are what define a danger loli.

A few examples of types of Danger Lolis would be:
-Traditional: Tanya Degurechaff from Youjo Senki is a danger loli, because despite the appearance of a young girl she is the ace of her countries militarily.
-Other kind of danger: Yuika Koga from Hensuki is a danger loli, because she constantly tries to dom the main character of the series.
"That girl looks like shes kind"

"Nah bro thats a danger loli "

"oh shit"
by King Kurto November 4, 2021
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