The Cullen Facial

After ejaculating on a girls face, glitter is thrown all over the ejaculate so as to cause glimmering from the nearest light source emulating the shimmer of the faggy vampires, The Cullens, in the Twilight Saga.

This chick kept telling me she was waiting for her "Edward", so when I finally got to hit it I gave her The Cullen Facial!

by D3vious January 10, 2011

Edward Cullen

THE hottest fictional character ever created by Stephenie Meyer.

He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!

'You are /exactly/ my brand of heroin.' -Edward Cullen

by Fuji-chan June 10, 2008

Edward Cullen

That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.

Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?

by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008

Edward Cullen

Fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.

Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER!
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.

by KazIDoBelieve May 3, 2010

Culliningus

To orally pleasure your immediate superior in hope of rewards

Oh look, at Dave, he's performing Culliningus on the MD

by doofus1000 August 11, 2008

Alice Cullen stalking

Stalking someone in a way that Alice Cullen could - i.e. watching their past, present, and future.

Person A: You need to stop obsessing about Person C.
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!

by falloutboyfan182 July 24, 2010

dirty cullen

A reject from the United States Army, in his miserable years he finds himself doing many unspeakable sex acts. Some of which include vomiting in another’s anus then proceeding to have his way.

That dude is such a bitch, he’s a really dirty cullen

by NotAllTimeBitch April 1, 2020