crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

cloaked flash

Vegetables on wheels. Can't drive so they have to hide themselves.

Those fucking cloaked flashes on planetside 2 are the fucking worst man.

by Lilgingy August 7, 2017

Croak Neck

Croak neck is the large amount of neck fat that hangs outside of a heavy set man’s collar when wearing a button up shirt. Croak neck derives from the similar appearance to a frog’s neck or vocal sac.

Burt had trouble doing up the top button on the collar of his shirt because of his large croak neck.

by Tsumi420 June 27, 2018

Choaked

Choaked a meme expresion of failing a task abruptly. It relates to the word choke and is commonly used in the computer gaming scene in east Dundee, Scotland.

It orginated in back in the day: 2017, where a little gamer miss-spelt choked for choaked

Oh no, i just choaked really hard driving into this corner.

Oh no, i just really messed up driving into this corner.

by umad0984 August 13, 2018

Crockerjack

A bestfriend

"Gaige, are you eating crockerjacks."

by Crockerjack123 September 9, 2018

Croke

Croke- Crack and Cocaine as one word because they are the same just in different forms

"hey man do you want some croke?"

by Yoonbum's ankles July 20, 2020

Croke

Croke - Crack and Cocaine but in one word since they are the same thing

Hey man want some croke

by Yoonbum's ankles July 20, 2020