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Crisscolfer

The fictional romantic relationship between actors Darren Criss and Chris Colfer, who played a couple on Glee.
Crisscolfer is on!
by rumbelle June 15, 2018
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Midwest crisis

The point at which a person who used to have ambitions realizes that they live in a state in the American Midwest, and overcompensates for the fact by purchasing BMWs and Cadillacs which they most likely cannot afford.

The United States geographical equivalent of a midlife crisis.
Steve: Hey, what's Mark doing in that Caddy?

Chester: It finally hit him that he lives in Iowa; the car's his way of coping with the Midwest crisis.
by ANonExistentUser June 21, 2011
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Mid-youth crisis

Basically a mid-life crisis in your teenage years. Thinking about what you're going to do with your life, and where you're going to go from where you are.
When Sally had her mid-youth crisis, she started freaking out about which college she wanted to go to, and which career path to persue.
by WhatsAWeed July 6, 2016
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Shonda Crimes

A person who is known for leaving the fandom they 'own' in turmoil for example;
writing in a plane crash that kills two of the most loved and shipped characters,
splitting up a ship and pairing them with the most disgusting characters,
even just not giving the fandom enough sex scenes of their ships.
Shonda Crimes ran away to Scandal leaving us Grey's fans with boring rubbish season 10.

Why the hell has Shonda Crimes left us heart broken again?

Stop being a Shonda Crimes.
by Shondaland Is My Home December 8, 2013
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Midlife Crisis

A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.
guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro
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Criss Angel

modern-day mystifier, daredevil and mindfreak, able to read minds, bend forks, float napkins and eat razors. Has survived: being underwater for 24 hours, being lit on fire, walking 200ft above ground blindfolded, being blown up, run over with a humv, hung from hooks...


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Criss Angel is awesome.

Check out Criss Angel this summer on A&E!
by Loyal Jess May 3, 2005
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earth crisis

They will firestorm you.
Don't be triflin', Earth Crisis will fuckin' firestorm you.
by XXXCOLTONXXXDEATH April 27, 2005
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