stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.

Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016

possible-contingent dichotomy

A successor to the dichotomy of causation and correlation that expresses the positive-normative dichotomy in terms of time itself.

The possible-contingent dichotomy argues that there are only two categories of observation: possible and acausal.

Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.

by zanderfin September 23, 2019

Solitary confinement

Where your virginity is

Jon: why can I ever get laid

Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole

by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

Plum convinced

Convinced without a doubt (Midwestern term)

Jack was plum convinced he could hit the ball out of the park

by Ravandeath January 22, 2020

The Conlin

He sells crack at your local Walmart and has probably stabbed everyone you know watch out because he will come for you if you rip him off in a drug deal he is also Irish. A downside is he eats poop so yea. But he is also SUPER HAWT

The conlin is so cool. I am date conlin because he hawt

by Held doen8639363973 May 30, 2020

Dark Continent

The Dark Continent has jungles that are dark because of the tree canopy, dark complexions, & nappy hair. It is filled with mystery & Voo Doo.

Even Tarzan doesn't go in some neighborhoods in some countries of the Dark Continent.

by Swisher rolled tight November 9, 2020

6 continents

BITCH THERES 7

Dumb idiot: I have been to all 6 Continents

Kyle: There is 7 continents

Dumb idiot: 6

Kyle: go back to 1st grade.

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023