friend zoned

When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.

Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.

Person #1: you broke up yesterday

Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.

Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it

Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
by IowanCorn2352 May 01, 2023
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May 15th

Person #1: Hey wanna fake fight

Freind #1: Sure why?

Person #1: it’s May 15th, YOU WANNA FIGHt????

Freind #2: dammnnnnnnn They are gonna fight!

Crowed: LETS WATCH THIS

Friend #1 punches the air

Crowd: BORING, then Bully’s them.
by IowanCorn2352 May 13, 2023
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Twin Towers

Somthing that stoped existing on September 11 2001
Its so sad the the Twin Towers got hit on September 11 2001.
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6 continents

Dumb idiot: I have been to all 6 Continents

Kyle: There is 7 continents

Dumb idiot: 6

Kyle: go back to 1st grade.
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Greco-Roman Wrestling

Throw his ass.. In greco-roman wrestling there is a lot of throws.
Person 1: Did you see that Greco-Roman Wrestler throw that kid for 5 points? It was so cool.

Person 2: Throw his ass..
Greco-Roman Wrestling
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Me

Person 1: I am me

Person 2: you need a therapist
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May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day
Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1
by IowanCorn2352 May 02, 2023
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