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Get the Me mug.Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today
Friend 2: may 4th, why?
Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.
friend 3: OHHHH SHIT
Friend 4: RUNNNN
Friend 2: your not scary bro
Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me
Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1
Friend 2: may 4th, why?
Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.
friend 3: OHHHH SHIT
Friend 4: RUNNNN
Friend 2: your not scary bro
Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me
Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1
by IowanCorn2352 May 01, 2023
Get the May 4th mug.Person 1: Did you see that Greco-Roman Wrestler throw that kid for 5 points? It was so cool.
Person 2: Throw his ass..
Greco-Roman Wrestling
Person 2: Throw his ass..
Greco-Roman Wrestling
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A train on a track that is safer than American schools. It goes up a lift hill with a chain and hen drops you down a huge hill, it goes upside down. People say you can die on it but they are just pussys.
A train on a track that is safer than American schools. It goes up a lift hill with a chain and hen drops you down a huge hill, it goes upside down. People say you can die on it but they are just pussys.
FRIEND 1: Bro have you heard about the new roller coaster at funnisland.
Pussy #1: A ROLLER COASTER? YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.
Friend #1: *forces pussy to go on the roller coaster*
Pussy #1 and Pussy #2: WERE GONNA FUCKING DIEEE.
Pussy #1: A ROLLER COASTER? YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.
Friend #1: *forces pussy to go on the roller coaster*
Pussy #1 and Pussy #2: WERE GONNA FUCKING DIEEE.
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Get the Twin Towers mug.A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.
Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
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Get the Iowa mug.When your hands get “slippery” and your phone falls out of your hands. YouTubers even make videos about this called drop tests, they drop them from diferent heights.
Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,
Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,
Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Dropping your phone
Person #1: my palms are sweating
Eminem #1: knees-
Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.
Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.
Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.
Person #3: yea that would not be good.
Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it
All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?
Person #1: my palms are sweating
Eminem #1: knees-
Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.
Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.
Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.
Person #3: yea that would not be good.
Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it
All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?
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