coming up short

What it's called when a man has sex with a short woman

Rob: Dude where were you last night?
Dave: Sorry man ... I was busy coming up short
Rob: You did Marissa?! isn't she only like 4'11"?
Dave: 4'10" actually.

coming up short by robbitthehobbit July 15, 2009

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coming down

could be the worst effing thing in the universe.. to barely even noticing. in reference to a drug wearing off.. meth, weed, heroin, coke.. you name it.

ahh shit.. i'm coming down!

coming down by t May 7, 2005

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coning • coning it up • Traffic coning • Ass-Coning • Chain-coning • Cum Coning • ice cream coning • Coding • Corning • cooning

The Fog Is Coming

The Fog is coming. You cannot escape.

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The fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming

The Fog Is Coming by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming September 11, 2022

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Conyngham, PA

The quintessential cracka ass haven right outside of Hazleton PA 18201 Watch out for old, white, republicans and bible thumpers

"Conyngham, PA" Where is that stone faced angry white woman going with the Lou Barletta petition? She is going to Conyngham,PA

Conyngham, PA by DemocratTrish January 23, 2011

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Coming in hot

Coming in hot As in the act of pushing the limits of time For arrival at a destination or to keep an important appointment. Typically used by the person who is pushing the limits of time as a way to describe their ETA

Hey baby girl I’m gonna be coming in hot so be ready to roll The second my sweet hairy ass hits the parking lot Otherwise we’re not gonna make it

Coming in hot by Tybronco33 June 30, 2021

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Coming Soon

A phrase used for something that will in fact not be coming soon, but will actually take months, weeks, or might actually never happen.

Hey guys, we have a big surprise "Coming Soon".

Coming Soon by cjpwrs May 8, 2016

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White Contingency

A group of guys that all the mexicans want to be a part of and adore.

Hey White Contingency, I'm Marina, can i be your friend.

White Contingency by 3114L173 March 25, 2010

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