computer screen

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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs

...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant

by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005

computer professional

A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering

A software engineer working in Microsoft is a computer professional.

by Class Instructor October 30, 2006

Computerspoon

The spoon kept near your personal computer.

Used to decrease the time it takes for yummy, yummy pre-packaged snacks (yogurt, jelly, diced fruit etc.)to get from the container to your belly.

Aids in streamlining the afternoon snack process.

To be changed\rotated at the discretion of the user.

Paul: Ahh...home after a long day of school *gets fruit cup from fridge*

Hm...I will now need a spoon so as not to spill on myself...I COULD walk to the kitchen, or I could use my handy, dandy COMPUTERSPOON!

by Wheresmytunafish? September 13, 2007

computer-off

to jack off with computer porn

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter

by justinaimers June 23, 2008

Computer Shooter

Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.

"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"

by SHOOTER6969 April 24, 2009

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

computerilliteraphobia

n. the fear of not having the knowledge needed to read or write computer terminology or how to apply it to specific work; adj. a description of behavior associated with the fear of not knowing how to use computer language in daily computer activities. First used by J.N. on November 5,2009, an inspirational, motivational sister.

Geek want-to-be's have sometimes been diagnosed with computerilliteraphobia as they often have the inability to read or write computer language.

by littlej1445 November 29, 2009