Camping buddy

When you ask your friend if they were to go camping and woke up with a sore butt, would they tell anyone?

If they respond with a ‘hell no,’

you then ask if they want to go camping

Josh told me that he wouldn’t tell anyone if when camping he woke up with a sore ass. That means I found a new camping buddy!

by Hello liberty July 2, 2022

Harold Camping

Infamous con man who obtained 100m in assets from scamming anyone foolish enough to believe him by claiming the rapture was near.

Harold Camping: The world is going to end tomorrow on May 21st.

Guy: Just like you said it was gonna end in 1994?

Harold Camping: No, that was a miscalculation.

The next day...

Guy: What do you have to say now?

Harold Camping: It was a spiritual awakeness rapture the real one is in October.

Guy: You slimy bastard.

by gooblyooglydie December 26, 2011

Chill Camping

Participating in the activity of "camping" when the outside temperature is anything but ideal. Chill Camping usually occurs in areas that experience short summers so outdoorsmen and women are forced to "camp" when the temperature regularly falls below freezing, snow is usually accompanied by this activity, as well as the saying, "the colder it is outside, the bigger the fire".

I had the weekend off so Trinity, Sydney and I went to the lake and did some Chill Camping..... I know it's December in North Dakota, but we had a blast, there was snow on the ground, so we just had a bigger fire!

by bonzo348 December 14, 2014

back combing bitch

Fake hoe, generally one that has a fake tan, fake lashes, and overly back combed hair. They are considered to be more dusty and more extreme than a fake hoe. Back combing bitches are materialistic and think very highly of themselves when in reality they are at the bottom.

Guy 1: Yo, you know thag girl over there?
Guy 2: unfortunately yes, why?
Guy 1: she's such a back combing bitch, she looks like the old Snooki

Guy 2: oh my gosh! She does, she is a back combing bitch!

by CJ2019 February 10, 2017

Trollge Comic

A variation of a rage comic which features very edgy jokes, brutal pictures, and creepy renditions of the trollface. Typically at the end of a trollge comic, there is some kind of incident, for instance, "The Lone World Incident".

Person 1: Did you see that trollge comic I sent you?
Person 2: No I haven't yet, but it looks pretty creepy.

by Equinox56 March 30, 2021

Shadow Combine

Shadow Combine is just a human being

Shadow Combine is Best Boi

by LJ is best gurl April 21, 2021

urban.comdictionary

A corrupted urban dictionary

Me:*types urban.comdictionary*
Urban.comdictionary:Calls The phone number of a badguy to my house
Me:AAAAAAA WHAT HAVE I DONE

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 4, 2021