Company Man

Noun. The formal title given to an employee of an organization (Corporation, LLC, LLP, 501(c)3), male or female, that is a royal suck-up or lackey, willing to perform any task on-demand to relish in self-gratification for the sake of promotion or monetary gain.

Ex. "Check it. The CEO's favorite pen ran out of ink, so Phil took time out of his lunch hour to buy him a refill. What a dick. He's truly a company man".

by ImperialSaint55 June 10, 2013

compaq

A computer manufacturer accidentally mispelled its name on all of its company letterhead. It was supposed to be Comcrap, but once it was printed "Compaq," it was too late to change it. They make computers that are vastly overpriced, underpowered, and generally unreliable.

Dude, my Compaq died for the fourth time yesterday.

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

compadre

originally meant to "co-parent". a term used in antiquity to detote two men who had taken an oath of friendship or blood-brotherood before the Church. later, such relationships and ceremonies were known as becoming "siblings before God", and still later compadre became synonymous with the role of godparents or baptismal sponsors.

by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

comparo

A direct comparison or review by a knoledgeable person between two or more similar objects

Car & Driver just did a comparo between The Accord, Camry and the Mazda6.

by John October 25, 2004

Three's company

This is when you put your balls in to.

She was so wide I gave her a three's company.

by Tsport March 28, 2003

Companionship

com·pan·ion·ship (km-pnyn-shp)

Women: Another term for a f**k buddy

Example: I'm only with him for companionship. he is not my boyfriend.

Also see "friends with benefits"

by eMnMe April 25, 2011

comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004