Porn on the cob 

After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.

I'm kind of hungry and kind of horny. I could really go for some porn on the cob

Porn on the cob by Airgaf January 12, 2008

Dirty Cob 

Bowel movement containing undigested corn kernels.

"How 'bout you eat a dirty cob!"

Dirty Cob by Pabrika March 6, 2008

Chorn on the Cob 

Fucking a black chick in the ass. The use of butter as a lubricate elevates the act to Chorn on the Cob

Dude, Shatweka's ass was tearing my dick off while I was fucking her, but with a little butter it turned into some kick-ass Chorn on the Cob

Chorn on the Cob by ZippyMoonbat June 4, 2010

Off the cob 

see corny

yo dawg the pianist was straight off the cob

Off the cob by the great rupert June 1, 2003

Corn on the cob 

The day after the woman eats corn, you perform anal on her. As you pull out there will be corn pieces stuck to your shaft. Tell her to eat her corn on the cob.

Dude, I forgot we had corn for dinner last night until I pulled out. That bitch loves corn on the cob.

Corn on the cob by angel wingman July 8, 2010

Corn on the cob 

When a female is on all fours performing oral sex on a male of large stature and the male bends over, utilizing his lankiness, and reaches down her back to finger the females butthole. The combined efforts of the penis in the mouth and finger in the butt closely resemble the old American past time of corn on the cob, as enjoyed with corn holders. The sexual position was followed closely by the revolutionary utensils which are small prongs placed in the ends of the corn to prevent dirtying of the fingers.

Note: This is not to be confused with "chicken on a spit".

- Sometime in the 1880's, in a barn in rural Pennsylvania, a farmer and his fat wife are getting frisky....

Jebidiah: "Yeaa you like when I finger your butthole while you perform oral sex upon me?"

Gertrude: "Oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike any other.."

Jebidiah- deep in thought..

"I've got it! If we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy body why can't we do the same with... Corn on the Cob!

And thus corn was never eaten the same way again...

Corn on the cob by Boners mcgee September 26, 2010

Got a cob on 

Sulking (Leicester/East Midlands)

He's got a cob on because he can't go to the game.

Got a cob on by cbleicester October 29, 2009