fucktard contest

Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.

Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?

Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.

by PeeOn January 5, 2008

wet t-shirt contest

Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.

Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.

Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.

by Goatlick April 26, 2003

Contempish

A combination of the words "Contemporary" and "Issues". A course taken by cool students at Choate Rosemary Hall theat studies Global and National political problems or events

1. I learned about Illegal Immigration in Contempish.

2. Hey Nick, see you in Contempish.

by Qwerty Asbnm October 28, 2006

Conte Job

When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.

"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"

by Jason Flanders May 25, 2008

Adult Contemporary

Pop music and Soft rock music that is designed to relate to older people, like adults. The lyrics don't have teeny themes, dance beats and all that (unless if it's disco). The artists of the genre are usually older.

AC music are usually very ballad in sounding, having the piano, guitars, bass, light drums and even orchestra at times. AC songs also tend to be relaxing/chill type of music that have slow beats with high level romantic and sentimental themes.

AC music format doesn't include rock, techno, blues and many other genres, but it does include the more adult-oriented stuff from the R&B genre which uses real music - Boyz II Men and All 4 One (excluding Chris Brown, Usher, Justin Timberlake, etc - they're meant for teens and their music has urban rhythms). Even the 70's disco genre is considered AC (Gloria Gaynor, Weather Girls, YMCA, etc).

Adult Contemporary musicians include Celine Dion, Barry Manilow, Enrique Iglesias (early career, now he's a full blown teeny-bopper musician), Johnny Mathis, Toni Braxton, Josh Groban, Anastacia, Michael Jackson (some of his work), Christina Aguilera, Andy Williams, Dusty Springfield, Marc Anthony, Tom Jones, Julio Iglesias, Lionel Richie, Cher, Shirley Bassey, Michael Buble, Whitney Houston and Bruno Mars.

by five synonyms November 18, 2011

The Contest

A contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) "the Contest" after you remember The Game.

You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.

Person A: That was a stupid game.
Person B: ...THE GAME.
Person C: The Contest!
Person A: Fuck.

by snafoolery April 5, 2009

contemporaneousity

The Art of being
All on the same planet
at exactly the same Time, or moment
despite the illusion of zones
and invisible, divisible, spatial boundaries.

Sunny was secure in her contemporaneousity.

by skipix December 3, 2006