The act of slapping someone across the face with a handful of your semen. Variations include the Double Celtic Crossface, the Reverse Celtic Crossface, the Celtic Crossface Bitch Slap, the Celtic Uppercut, and the Celtic Gumbo Crossface, among others.
The Celtic Crossface Tom delivered sounded like a shotgun blast, and left a red hand print on Dana's cheek for three days!
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Yo did you see how Cleetus unbanned that Standford last night? Some abusive shit
Dont you think the worst staff member is Cleetus?
Dont you think the worst staff member is Cleetus?
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Glasgow Celtic FC are the most famous football club in Scotland with the largest following and the biggest football stadium in the country with a 60,800 capacity. They are Scotland's wealthiest football club and the first British team to win the European Cup. The club has always been a non-sectarian institution who are open to all.
Many Celtic supporters are of Irish Catholic origin and the club itself was formed in 1888 to provide funds for Irish immigrants in the late 19th century. This is why the team's colours are green and white.
Celtic fans have an excellent reputation throughout the world for good sporting behavior and were awarded the FIFA and UEFA Fair Play Awards in 2003 for their excellent conduct at the UEFA Cup Final in Seville.
Celtic form one half of the "Old Firm", the other half being Glasgow Rangers (a club which excluded all Catholics for 116 years before being threatened with expulsion from European competition if they did not end their sectarian signing policy).
Many Celtic supporters are of Irish Catholic origin and the club itself was formed in 1888 to provide funds for Irish immigrants in the late 19th century. This is why the team's colours are green and white.
Celtic fans have an excellent reputation throughout the world for good sporting behavior and were awarded the FIFA and UEFA Fair Play Awards in 2003 for their excellent conduct at the UEFA Cup Final in Seville.
Celtic form one half of the "Old Firm", the other half being Glasgow Rangers (a club which excluded all Catholics for 116 years before being threatened with expulsion from European competition if they did not end their sectarian signing policy).
"Oh Hampden in the sun, Celtic 7 Rangers 1" is a line from a song celebrating the most famous Old Firm derby match ever played. The 1957 League Cup final in which Glasgow Celtic destroyed their rivals 7-1. It remains the greatest margin of victory in an official Old Firm derby and is the record margin of victory for a British cup final.
by The Glasgow Historian January 22, 2010
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by black flag June 2, 2004
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by H.G January 7, 2006
Get the Glasgow Celtic mug.Irish team based in Glasgow. Founded by bigot, sorry, Fr. Walfrid in an attempt to keep young catholics away from non-catholic soup kitchens,and has had a lasting impact on the division in the west coast society and still exists today. When form they theived off Hibernian from Edinburgh, stealing their players and strips and also any charity money that the team raised, with the threat of violence, and also playing the discrimination card . This long tradition of violence still continues today, but is of portrayed under the guise of 'Juan Ghuy' who seems to get about a bit. The Irish team harboured peadophilles, and the man in charge at the time, Jock Stein, refused to inform the police of the goings on at a Celtic boys club, hence the term Big Jock Knew. Celtic have also invented a new style of calculator, takes an answer and doubles it eg. 2+2=8 But not only does this calculator work like this, it also allows answers to increase in time, so when 2010 arrives, they would have taken 600,000 to ''Shuvulle''
This team is often portrayed in a popular song and Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves
This team is often portrayed in a popular song and Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves
by Suvulle myth buster September 5, 2006
Get the celtic mug.Glasgow Celtic are a very shite football team who came second in the Scottish Premier League this season behind the greatest team in the world, Glasgow Rangers. They're fans are dirty Irish tatty picking timmy little bastards. They're stadium stinks of pig shit hence the name 'The Piggery'. They boo one minute silences for fallen British troops at football matches and don't show any respect for those who died for their own country. They think they are game by saying Fuck the Queen (which by the way is their own queen) makes so much sense doesn't it? They refuse to call themselves British when they actually are...check your passport ya fannies!
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Fuck yer Glasgow Celtic
53 & Counting
Fuck yer Glasgow Celtic
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