Clairebear

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.

I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Chair Fart

When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.

"Pfffffftttttt"
Girl: "Eww what was that!?"
Guy: "Relax, just a chair fart."

by Anonish November 3, 2010

Bitch Chair

The chair at a table, usually for a meal gathering where the chairs that reside at the table are all the same and an extra chair is needed. The bitch chair is not equal to other chairs and carries the general traits of being shorter, less comfortable and uglier than all other chairs at the table. If all chairs at the table are different, the ugliest, shortest and/or most uncomfortable one is the bitch chair.

"man, we went over to Persephone's pad for a rad dinner but I got stuck with the bitch chair"

"OK, who's sitting in the bitch chair?"

by George Forward January 27, 2006

Claire

Almost everyone has had a crush on her but she is in love with the one person she can’t have.

I’m pulling a Claire.

by mypersonalpseudonym July 22, 2020

fold you like a lawn chair

To hit someone so hard he or she collapses like a lawn chair.

If you keep talking smack, I’ll fold you like a lawn chair.

by Healthcare101 April 4, 2018

clairenut

the loyal supporters of bigballerclaire on tiktok
(aka jahluver127)

-Chase is a secret clairenut.

Person 1: "Have you heard of my favorite tiktoker bigballer claire? I am a clairenut!"
Person 2: "Wow, that sounds great! I want to be a clairenut!"

by clairenut127 April 15, 2020

Claire Martin

A quirky special different unique kawaii uwu Baka kitten girl. When she gets a 100 in physics she feels the need to share it with everyone. Despite having great luck in genshinnimpact she still manages to have the highest drug of 5k. Despite many things being completely unrelated, she still manages tip bring your mom into everything

ROHEN said that he lost the 5050 Claire Martin said THATS what she said

by 1234557??? November 14, 2021