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Half caff

A mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.
"I'll have half caff, please," said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.
by Gravydog July 13, 2011
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chuff monkey

A person who during oral sex concentrates on the gential region of the female.
I heard you are a bit of a 'chuff monkey'
by Nick Clements November 28, 2003
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chuff

An uncommon term for a ladie's love hole.
"Stick that in your chuff-box"
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holden caufield

a discreet way of querying someone as to whether or not they're "holding" (weed) - referencing the protagonist of j.d. salinger's classic novel.
seeker: you holden caufield?

dealer: yeah.. what you need?
by iaremsejr August 2, 2010
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caffeinol

0.2-0.33 to 0.65 g/kg ethanol + 10 mg/kg caffeine mixture that has proved to be a perfect 'cortical neuroprotector' if given intravenously to ischemic-stroke patients to counter their illness.
Another benefit for holywater alcohol (unlike the alchoffee caffeinol, this coming one's pure injectable alcohol called injecTx), is its Holier-than-thou ability to counter BHP (benign prostatic hyperplasia), or enlarged prostate.

Bow for the cup!
by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007
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cafuffling

Sniffing a Seat after a girl leaves it
by Hairball August 30, 2005
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caffiend

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZOU bitch! My token fhucken!
by Magic Hobo March 20, 2005
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