callani

Callani is a name describing a beautiful relationship between two people. It can be a name that means love, kindness, attraction for a person or it can describe a lovely relationship or the attraction of two people.

"Hey, you guys are such a Callani."
"What's that?"
"You guys must really be in love..........."

by The Wise One.... November 18, 2021

Caelan

A young cunt in computing who wont shut the fuck up when he needs to and will hit me with any chance he can fuckin get

you're a cunt "Caelan"

by Huge Boi March 1, 2018

John Catanzara

The greasy, unapologetically racist union head of the notoriously corrupt Chicago Fraternal Order of Police who is intent on leveraging his influence into politicizing police forces in contravention of his mandate and of the integrity of the force. Catanzara is a hot-headed desk jockey that is eager to enact long-held fantasies of brutalizing the Chicagoan taxpayers he is sworn to protect and serve. An embodiment of incompetence and the poster-boy for the ACAB slogan, his funeral will be a day of celebration in the Windy City.

John Catanzara having a job constitutes an entire reason alone to defund Chicago's police. John Catanzara's attempt to use the force as a political weapon is even more of a blatant show of corruption than the dozen pigs under his watch who used a congressman's office to lounge around on the public's dime, a matter which Catanzara has baldly lied about to the public after telling reporters that the officers in question arrived on-scene at the request of the congressman's staff.

by Barrett Wilson June 13, 2020

catan

Code word for sexual activities.

Let's go play some catan tonight.

by meetii January 17, 2017

caplan'd

1. to smash, split, or divide into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: He broke a vase.
2. to destroy
3. FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition

Yo, you just caplan'd my copter.

by johnnyBlaze666 April 13, 2009

Caelan

A COMPLETELY ANNOYING FUCK WITH NO REDEEMING QUALITIES

fuck you caelan you are gay

by 937467928437092847032984752908 September 4, 2019

Caelan

Caelan is a fake ass bitch who LOVES to spread rumors about people because she is a cunt. She will never shut the fuck up and doesn’t know when to stop fucking singing

Are you Caelan? Oh yeah you are a dumb fuck

by Caelan_theog_hoe November 19, 2019