iowa fly catcher

The act of grabbing a penis in a swift grabbing motion, then starting a hand job and upon climax, throwing the semen onto the chest of the poor unsuspecting male.

Michele was giving me the best Iowa fly catcher till she threw my nut back on me like a crazy bitch.

by Justajoker October 5, 2019

Bug Catcher

A person who tries to catch an illness in order to free themselves from this sick, sad world. This backfires because it makes everyone else sick and sad. In the time of coronavirus, don’t be a bug catcher.

Look at that man! He just touched a bunch of infected people. He must be a bug catcher

by Feeling Kinda Naughty March 26, 2020

Catcher in the Rye

The purest of the purest form of crap. Virtually plotless, this book deserves to be banned. Outdated views of the world. Some gay emo dropout. This book SUCKS.

Catcher in the Rye is t3h uber-suXXorz.

by aka_Pyro May 23, 2007

Cum Catcher

Another term for Soul Patch when in the act of Cunnilingus with your woman.

Use your cum catcher, I don't need any of my woman jizz on the linens!!

by Fuckbag6996 July 29, 2009

hippie catcher

When you break a bottle and spread the shards of glass everywhere, usually in a public place, to catch barefoot flower children.

" Ow, I got caught in that hippie catcher!"

by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009

clitty catcher

The piercing on my cock that catches my bitches clitty

The Clitty Catcher strikes again!

by TokerX August 27, 2003

Catcher's Mitt

A hand full of Pooh while still in the pants.

I was scratching my ass when I felt like farting. I accidently crapped my pants instead. When I pulled my hand out of my pants it looked like I was wearing a Catcher's Mitt

by Slacker 4200 January 6, 2010