Matchelorette

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noun. Title given to single females using online dating as a primary means of meeting potential future husbands. May also be used as part of a woman's professional dating title found on either her personal or professional business card, as in "The Ultimate Matchelorette."

"How many matchelorettes have you dated before meeting me?"--perhaps used during a face-to-face meeting with matchelor.

Matchelorette by Stephanya September 12, 2005

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matchelorette

Girl you meet on Match.com

"I think posting a new photo would helo you impress more matchelorettes."

matchelorette by bluestateguy August 12, 2009

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Momchelorette Party

Much like a bachelorette party is meant to celebrate a bride-to-be's last night of freedom, a momchelorette party is meant to be a last hurrah for the mom-to-be before the arrival of the baby. Usually thrown by the godmother or other close friend.

Example: "I'm pretty sure Amanda hooked up with that guy we met at Sandy's Momchelorette Party."

Example 2: "She may be 9 months pregnant, but that momchelorette sure can dance!"

Momchelorette Party by sandywitz September 23, 2011

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fatchelorette

A bachelorette who is obese. She usually is followed by obese friends, to make up a fatchelorette party.

Pete: "Nothing worse then a drunken fatchelorette running around with a tiny tiara on her head, pretending like she is being forced to get married."

Paul: "The only thing worse is the rest of her Fatchelorette Party playing into her delusions"

Carl: "That pig is lucky anybody is going to marry her, that

crown on her head would look bigger on a Water Buffalo"

fatchelorette by drivingsnowstorms September 20, 2009

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fatchelorette party

a bachelorette party in which all participants are obese and unattractive.

Hey man, wanna go to Jake Ivory's tonight?
NO WAY...there's always a fatchelorette party there!

fatchelorette party by 520668 January 10, 2009

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FATchelorette Party

FATchelorette Party or for men, FATchelor Party – When you know you are starting a diet and/or work out routine, you consume all of your favorite foods that you love and would never eat ever again. a.k.a. You’re last day of food freedom.

Before I start my diet tomorrow I'm going to have a good ol' fashioned FATchelorette party, with brownies, ice cream and cookies!

FATchelorette Party by PoundForThought July 18, 2011

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machelorette

Female suitor on match.com.

I don't know which machelorette to choose for my date.

machelorette by beki6 January 16, 2015

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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