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Matchelorette

noun. Title given to single females using online dating as a primary means of meeting potential future husbands. May also be used as part of a woman's professional dating title found on either her personal or professional business card, as in "The Ultimate Matchelorette."
"How many matchelorettes have you dated before meeting me?"--perhaps used during a face-to-face meeting with matchelor.
by Stephanya September 12, 2005
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"I think posting a new photo would helo you impress more matchelorettes."
by bluestateguy August 12, 2009
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Momchelorette Party

Much like a bachelorette party is meant to celebrate a bride-to-be's last night of freedom, a momchelorette party is meant to be a last hurrah for the mom-to-be before the arrival of the baby. Usually thrown by the godmother or other close friend.
Example: "I'm pretty sure Amanda hooked up with that guy we met at Sandy's Momchelorette Party."

Example 2: "She may be 9 months pregnant, but that momchelorette sure can dance!"
by sandywitz September 23, 2011
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fatchelorette

A bachelorette who is obese. She usually is followed by obese friends, to make up a fatchelorette party.
Pete: "Nothing worse then a drunken fatchelorette running around with a tiny tiara on her head, pretending like she is being forced to get married."

Paul: "The only thing worse is the rest of her Fatchelorette Party playing into her delusions"

Carl: "That pig is lucky anybody is going to marry her, that

crown on her head would look bigger on a Water Buffalo"
by drivingsnowstorms September 20, 2009
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fatchelorette party

a bachelorette party in which all participants are obese and unattractive.
Hey man, wanna go to Jake Ivory's tonight?
NO WAY...there's always a fatchelorette party there!
by 520668 January 10, 2009
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FATchelorette Party

FATchelorette Party or for men, FATchelor Party – When you know you are starting a diet and/or work out routine, you consume all of your favorite foods that you love and would never eat ever again. a.k.a. You’re last day of food freedom.
Before I start my diet tomorrow I'm going to have a good ol' fashioned FATchelorette party, with brownies, ice cream and cookies!
by PoundForThought July 18, 2011
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machelorette

I don't know which machelorette to choose for my date.
by beki6 January 16, 2015
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