Caerphilly

Caerphilly; Lard-Central! A pleasant summer Saturday can be had watching various 'Valley-Go-Lightlies', 'Salad-Dodgers' & 'Chafers' mashing their way through burgers 'n pop, with tats in every place and a thong for every occasion. Almost as famous for a massive Norman castle, which Cromwell took a dislike to, so blew up. Local politicians refuse to repair it and it's now Wales' own leaning tower. Still, when sober, Valleys people are absoultely the best, which is a good job 'cause there's a lot of 'em size-wise. However, there's a high proportion of Chavs-on-benefits (can there be a Chav not on benefits?) so don't expect sparkling conversation!

Caerphilly High Culture:
A giant Caerphilly cheese outside the job centre.

Low Rollers:
Chavs, Chavs and more Chavs. Oh dear! When will someone rid us of these pestilent vermin?

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

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Cage

The guy you just can't get over. You love everything about him. His akward smile, his laugh, the facial expressions he makes, his smell. To you he is perfect. You just can't bring you're self to tell him this. Because he likes your best friend

Girl1: Hey there's Cage
Girl2: Don't say that name. I will start cryin and clock you in the face.

by HelloGoodbye14 March 14, 2011

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rat in a cage

Trapped by society. You hate your job, but you can't quit it, because you have to much dets, and don't want to disappoint people around you. Loveless marrage etc.

Hey, you look depressed, are you ok?

I'm just a rat in a cage. sometimes i think death is my only way out of this.

I just wanna live a different life.

by Bro_wesome September 6, 2014

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