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Cacker's Kanyon

A term, originating from the southern England town of Poole in Dorset.
It refers to 'Arne Avenue'; the lower main road that runs through the Council Estate know as Bourne Estate or Bourne Valley.

A cacker can be spotted by the following:-

1) A huge sovereign ring

2) The latest i-phone, which is clearly stolen

3) Large hoop earings (female)

4) A lot on Adidas or Kappa Clothing

5) Fake Burberry

6) A child with no father

7) Adidas 'popper' trackkies tucked into white socks

8) Some who live there try to talk and act like they are a Gypsy (these are known locally as 'Hedge-Hoppers')
People with the common surnames "Clarke" or "Cook" or "Cooper" can be found residing in cacker's kanyon (more often than not they are related in one way or another).
Cacker's Kanyon by Soul-Man March 28, 2011
Related Words
Drunk in New England.
You went to the bah and got all cawked up?
cawked by Leesermay September 29, 2013
When you laugh so hard, you 'cackle' and 'wheeze' at the same time, thus creating the cackeeze.
"I'm cackeezing so hard! Thats so funny!" "I can't believe you cackeeze too!"
Cackeeze by Izzyyikes June 7, 2018

Cakeday Present 

A variation on the dickroll popular on Reddit where a link to a user's "cakeday present" is really a meme of a naked guy who is presented as a "cakeday surprise."
It was the OP's cakeday, and he was dickrolled with a Cakeday Present.
Cakeday Present by NiMa1986 February 1, 2020

CrackedGus 

A popular twitch streamer who streams 2k and Fortnite and plays along NadeTNB and Dr Disrespect.
Since you don’t have a tier 3 sub to CrackedGus, I know that your not comp.
Like watching or waiting for paint to dry on the wall. Synonymous with dried seman. Not much effort needed.
It means that something is easy to complete, a common sense task. Example: "Dude! How did you managed to mess this up? This shit is cakedick.
Cakedick by Nhtjyku November 16, 2020