battered

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Butterdoor

A woman's nether region.

Jordan likes to keep her butterdoor clean for work.

by Buttertroll June 26, 2010

Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

by Chandave June 16, 2016

Buttereyed

The split second when you and your crush catch each other’s eyes. Or the split second you and your crush’s eyes meet because they caught you staring from the other side of the room.

“History was so boring! But guess what!!! Alex and I looked into each other’s eyes! I was so Buttereyed😍😍”

by Mehdoubletripleweirdo August 29, 2018

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

battered

like owned but for use in the real world

guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)

guy 3: ha! battered

by Valarafon June 22, 2004

Butterdick

butt-'er-dick. The transvestite equivalent to "Butterface" A quick and humorous save upon accidentally checking out a cross-dresser, believing that he is a she.

"Anything butterdick!" (Anything but her dick)

by D'Range March 4, 2009