Text bumper

Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.

1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?
2. Text bumper
3. Oh.

by larrydonovan May 8, 2009

labia bumpers

When a man doesn't completely shave all of his pubic region and leaves a hairy area above the penis.

"Guys at the gym laughed at my labia bumpers, but I told them the ladies love it."

by Uromazing March 4, 2014

dirty bumper

When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.

Dammit, outta my way (waddling to the bathroom), I have a dirty bumper!

by Regina McSasserson June 9, 2014

major bummer

Used to describe a really really disappointing or unlucky situation.

Carl couldn't get his crush to go to Prom with him, he was like "what a major bummer man".

by Stíkà May 15, 2016

ski bummer

A man who skis up behind women bumping into them accidentally on purpose.

oh sorry babe Im just learning. my names Neil...Im a ski bummer

by fu manchu magic June 17, 2020

Up the bummers

A drug taken rectally. Usually for a faster 'hit'.

Going to the club.

'You got any up the bummers?'

'We're off up the bummers tonight if you fancy it?'

by IrisDevour June 19, 2016

Bumerton

Noun.
A derogatory term for the city of Bremerton, Washington, due to its overall low living quality. Usually used by people of a more wealthy community of western Washington due to a heightened feeling of self importance because of their higher status.

1.
Speaker: Growing up in Bremerton...
Person 1: Bumerton? Jeez, what an armpit.
Person 2: Seriously.

2.
"The state is hiking cigarette taxes."
"Too bad for Bumerton."
"Haha. Those people are all addicted to nicotine. Suckers."

by Faulah November 30, 2007