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Boringist

The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.
Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!
by Mamabeere February 13, 2010
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Jim-bobbing

Masturbating with ones hands tied together.
Jim-Bob walked in on his son Josh jim-bobbing in the bathroom.

If your hands were tied together as a punnishment for masturbating, the only way you could masturbate would be by jim-bobbing. This act is so called because of the reported fondness of a famous individual named Jim-Bob for tieing the hands of his numerous children together as a punnishment for masturbating, leading to them jim-bobbing.
by Sipos June 1, 2015
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Bobbing-for-Apples

When a chick deep throats a guy, he gives her an Adam's Apple; cock sucking
Many chicks go Bobbing-for-Apples on/with Ron Jeremy!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
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Bombing for Peace

Bombing for Peace is basicaly saying that your gunna kill to save lives, Ironic ey?
Well its what the hippies (pardon that phrase) said in Vietnam to stop the war, and they were right.
Its basicaly saying if we kill a bunch of ppl its for the good of the world, well hitler said that too and look what happened.
Bombing for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity
by phatkid1221 September 25, 2009
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bombing

The action of rolling down steep hills on a skateboard or longboard.
We bombed a huge hill yesterday.
Bombing hills gives you so much adrenaline.
Bomb Hills,not countries !
by DB.MTL December 14, 2006
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boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.
joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.
by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011
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Boyardee Bombing

Leaving a can of Chef Boyardee in the middle of a victim's laundry wash cycle. This is the nuclear option.
Did you hear Noah was the victim of a boyardee bombing. He had to wash it a second time to get all the sauce out.
They can't keep getting away with this!
by Oxymoronic Antelope February 21, 2021
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