Bolt

The art of finishing a drink at immense speed.

Mate, i bet i can bolt this beer quicker than you can cum

by Yoshua November 28, 2025

Bolt and Midnight

That one duo that you meet on random video games. If you killed or went near Midnight, Bolt would not be happy.

Oh crud Bolt and Midnight are over there. I wouldn’t mess with them..

by BoltEchos March 29, 2021

Bolts

A unit for the measurement of time, named after Usain Bolt’s fastest 100m dash of 9.58 seconds, that’s often used in contexts when being fast is undesirable

“Oh my god Jessica, he literally lasted two and a half Bolts, then nutted inside of me without any warning”

“LOL what a virgin”

by fredfredburger February 9, 2023

Bolt Up

Less sweary way of saying something is a 'F"ck up', in the UK

What a complete Bolt Up!

by Ghandi's Anger Therapist April 28, 2025

Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)

Part of speech: noun (also verb: to DBBB)
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.

He pulled a "Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)"—peak on the pull, latte on the way out.”

by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson October 5, 2025

bolted chin rest

Random tiktok insult

(I think?)

You Bolted chin rest

by Picklebaby109 November 22, 2022

Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild

“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025