Blowmaster

Someone who is the determined master of giving bloweys.

You are the fucking blowmaster.

by nodaddynotthebelt April 19, 2010

blowmatose

The wearied, comatose state induced by the unsatisfactory attempts or failings of another at fellatio; the subject therefore falls unconscious as an alternative to the proceedings due to overwhelming boredom.

Worst night last night.. she had me blowmatose in 2 minutes!

by Humped One August 15, 2010

Blown Status

A new way to express a current status of relaxation. Any status can be expressed by replacing the first word with an adjective.

jonny: "dang dude that was some good stuff"

chris: "Blown status!"

Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"

chris: "Gay Status!"

by KEYONE22 January 21, 2011

blown

Term for when smoking hookah or weed and it hits too hard.

-hey man you wanna hit some of this

-na man I'm blown

by horizonhookah December 18, 2014

blowmad

A nomadic blow-ho traveling from region to region tracking the phallus as it migrates across the great plains.

A blowmad is a connoisseur of penis. You can spot a blowmad by their phallus tracking skills. Blowmads will always be looking around the room and following the migrations of meat popsicles.

Guy 1: You see that woman over there?
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Dude, she's a total blowmad.
Guy 2: A blowmad?
Guy 1: Yeah, she's blown every dude this side of the Mississippi.

by Scrotie Balls December 22, 2014

Blowable

A guy who is so hot that he makes people want to blow him.

Damn! That guy sure is blowable! I'd like to give him some good head!

by Abmeister D August 19, 2016

blown o ring

Its what happens when you fart so badly that the thick layer of skin is a.k.a leather donut) is ripped and shredded to peices usually caused from to much anal sex

He got blown o ring did you hear him fart? I can tell by the sound

by camping buddy June 11, 2017