Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.

My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.

by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023

Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".

We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.

by Hooked on Robonix December 4, 2023

Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.

¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION

by yogha August 29, 2023

Blender

1. A kitchen device used to cut things into smaller chunks. Or making milkshakes
2. A program used for 3D modeling and animating.

1.
Yo i used the blender to make breadcrumbs for the meatballs.

2.
I use blender to make my 3D characters for my game.

by lolgamin009 September 6, 2023

Blendered

BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?

*clicks link*

“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE

ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”

person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(

by wokeupinjapanrry July 30, 2022

Nigerian blender

The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.

Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?

by 22 insane September 7, 2022

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022