Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

by 13th Duke May 5, 2009

Betty Crocker

When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.

I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker

by Patreazy April 5, 2007

Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster

It's when your fucking a girl from behind when she is on all fours. Then you stick a hot dog in her ass at the same time pulling your penis out of her vagina, then cramming your penis down her throat. She will instinctively gag thus shooting the hot dog out of her ass into the awaiting hot dog bun.

While having sex with my girlfriend I became hungry. Soon she thougt she was being DP'd. To her suprise she was just used as a Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster.

by Brian Ringer November 19, 2007

bouncing betty

ground emplaced mine that shoots into the air before it blows up at head-level for maximum fatality.

that bouncing betty got bobby's head

by random fucker November 7, 2003

betty crocker supreme

when a girl give you bad sex, for seconds you stick your dick in cake batter and fuck her again hopefully giving her yeast infection.

max: that bitch gave me bad sex so i gave so i gave her the good old fashioned betty crocker supreme.

stephen: nice dude! did she get yeast infection?

max: i don't know i snuck out of her house after she fell asleep.

by maxstephen June 17, 2008

black betty

a AC-130 spectre gunship.There armed with 20 MM cannon,40MM bofers cannon,
and a 105MM howitzer.There painted in Black radar reflective paint.Hence the
name "Black Betty"

In 1981 CIA agents Joe and Bradley are in a shell hole on the Cambodian border.The PAVN (Peoples Army of Vietnam) attack.Joe gets on the radio and says "Help Black Betty" "OK,mark your position with a Infa red Strobe" "OK".
"Hey Bradley do you like having sex with big black girls?" "What's that got to with our current situation?" "Black Bettys going to bust a nut get your ass down and start munchin mud" "Black Betty shows up and the 6000 round a minute M61A1 20 mm cannon puts I round into each square foot of a football field sized area. Joe says "I should of stayed in the Marine Corps it was safer there."

by Joedecop September 19, 2014

bangkok betty

A female asian who looks a likely sort. More than likely shoots objects from her cunt and is more than likely to be 40+

That bangkok betty sure loves a good ramming

by Chesty LaRue May 21, 2003