Branches

A term used to describe the condition of one's eyes after they've smoked cannabis. Due to the sudden formation of blood vessels on the sclera, the rapid outburst of capillaries then begin to look like "branches". In extreme cases, such as when one has a subconjunctival hemorrhage, the branches then start to look like either bushes, or extremely thick vines, in which case the term would be changed to "vines".

Chris: "dude, how are my eyes?".

Roger: "....dude, you have branches LOL".

Chris: "fuck! dude give me the drops!".

by Gnomeweed April 2, 2010

benched

Sitting on a bench in the schoolyard during recess against one's will; punishment imposed by teachers on elementary school children for bad behavior.

Johnny was benched for talking back to Mrs. Beronio.

by renben February 2, 2009

blanche bonin

a really little cute girl

by me October 11, 2003

Cate Blanchett

Aussie born actress and one of Hollywood's few great actors. She played Queen Elizabeth of England in the movie Elizabeth I for which she received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. She won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for the movie The Aviator in which she played Katharine Hepburn. She played Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings. Her other movies inclue The Life Aquatic, Little Fish, Heaven, The Man Who Cried, Bandits, The Talented Mr. Ripley. She is married to screenwriter, Andrew Upton. They have two children, Dashiell and Roman.

Cate Blanchett and Brad Pitt are starring in the movie Babel.

Cate Blanchett always dresses well.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

branches

Referring to pathetically thin limbs on a human.

Yo, I was at the gym today and this biznikkle was working out next to me. You should have seen his branches. Just branched-out he was.

by Izzy1979 August 22, 2006

Beached Whale

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.

"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."

by tboners January 4, 2012

Beached Whale

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.

"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."

by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017