battery nipples

when your nipples look like the end of a battery. The Positive end.

Guy 1: Hey you know jasmine?
Guy 2: Thick jasmine?
Guy 1: NO, Battery nipples Jasmine
Guy 2: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH... Like the end of a battery?
Guy 1: DUH

by Anal Cherry Herpes. July 3, 2016

basterdization

A person who has been called a bastard and will be known as one forever, therefore they have been basterzised either by one person or a group of people

I wounder what basterdization is

by GAZLX September 6, 2017

batter bitch slapper

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.

"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

by Savagecarcas October 5, 2022

Captain Batterage

To get hideously drunk.

Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.

by rattty March 15, 2007

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008

Baghdad battery

A term used by G.I.s, specifically those operating in Iraq, for standard issue batteries designated for use in their night vision goggles. The batteries are often removed from their night vision goggles, which are of no use during daytime or in non-combat settings, and used to power other battery operated devices, standard issue or not.

"Roger, if you don't stop playing gameboy, you're gonna kill your Baghdad battery. Then you'll be in some serious trouble come nightfall."

by Johnathan McCann October 25, 2009

beiber batter

Justin Beibers' semen.

that little slut couldn't wait to get beiber batter all over her face.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012