"I'd like to be drivin that batonkatruck"
by Erik Franz April 13, 2004
Get the batonkatruck mug.{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.
"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"
by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008
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Baboonish (adjective):
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.
"Damn, last night Trey ate some shrooms then pissed in the punch bowl."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."
by Arthur September 28, 2003
Get the baboonish mug.A batoose is a gaylord or a poop pipe pumper or a fudge nudger. A batoose can normally be found hanging around male public toilets looking for other cottagers. Also batooses can be found in a abundance in oceana bristol. Wall to wall sausage fests are there favorite hangouts you can usually spot a batoose because they wear flip flops up the pub this is seen as a secret sign to other batooses.
The classic vehicle driven by a batoose is a shitreon saxo of the vtr type often driven to exclusive men only clubs and events where they can share tips on anal ravashing.
The classic vehicle driven by a batoose is a shitreon saxo of the vtr type often driven to exclusive men only clubs and events where they can share tips on anal ravashing.
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Get the [Secks] baloons mug.When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.
They were wed soon after.
They were wed soon after.
by scodder May 9, 2010
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