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Emoticon for a penis, usually used to troll friends, teammates in video games, and general people you hate. The more =s that are used tend to indicate the actual size of the writer's penis, more equals, smaller penis in most situations.
Hey fag, you know what you like?
What?
8=====D
*Reported and removed from PSN*
8=====D by Ghillie 5603 January 6, 2017
8=====D means dick when you're too lazy to type it.
hey {insert bf name here} i came to see you're 8=====D tonight.
8=====D by Randomguy2006 November 10, 2020
An penis if your sexual or a alien smiley face
A conversation between a mother and son

Mother: 8=====D
Son: Eww mom why did you send me a penis
Mother: Your Brother said it was a alien space ship
Son: No its a Penis
Mother: so this isn't a alien getting into a ship 8=====D {()}
8=====D by Bravosixgoingdark July 22, 2020

8=====D (){: 

Either, a mustached man or an Italian woman preparing to fill his or her mouth with a large cock.

its best to bold the (){: when sending over aim but i don't know how to do that.
I'm going to sleep, 8=====D (){:, now don't bother me.
8=====D (){: by jimboasdfasdf October 18, 2007
Suck it-used in AIM and YIM quite a bit.
8====D O: by F|_||< |_| April 1, 2005

8=========================D 

A shovel, or most people like to refer it as a penis. You dirty bastards.
"Digging dirt up with this 8=========================D is hard work!"
8=========================D by Jurta February 22, 2017
This is a rocket ship!
Person: "Hey wanna see a rocket ship?"
Person 2: "Sure, I guess."
Person: "8====D"
Person 2: "Oh, what the fuck-"
*Person 2 is dead*
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Example 1:
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Example 2:
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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