8=====D

Emoticon for a penis, usually used to troll friends, teammates in video games, and general people you hate. The more =s that are used tend to indicate the actual size of the writer's penis, more equals, smaller penis in most situations.

Hey fag, you know what you like?
What?
8=====D
*Reported and removed from PSN*

by Ghillie 5603 December 23, 2016

8=====D

8=====D means dick when you're too lazy to type it.

hey {insert bf name here} i came to see you're 8=====D tonight.

by Randomguy2006 November 10, 2020

8=====D

An penis if your sexual or a alien smiley face

A conversation between a mother and son

Mother: 8=====D
Son: Eww mom why did you send me a penis
Mother: Your Brother said it was a alien space ship
Son: No its a Penis
Mother: so this isn't a alien getting into a ship 8=====D {()}

by Bravosixgoingdark July 22, 2020

8=D

I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(

Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*

by Meijer's! July 20, 2005

8=D

What some people might consider a horse smiley is actually a depiction of a man's reproductive organs, & when used incorrectly, it leads to a lot of confusion & discomfort.

Person: Hey there, buddy! 8=D
Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?
Person: It's a horse smiley, right?
Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.
Person: ...
Person: Oops.

by Salty Doodle July 26, 2017

8==D > ({})

Scientific notation of a closeup of a penis entering a vagina, or porn.

In notational form (8==D > ({})) only on the blackboards of very troubled math-teachers.. and the UD.com.
In non-notational form; the other 83% of the internets

by n00bh@xxor February 10, 2010

8==(''')==D~~~~

Masturbation, jacking off, beating your meat.

Raf: hey man jack me off yah
Raf: 8==(''')==D~~~~
Josh: damn dawg you must have a lot of time in your hands to come up with that shit

by StarBlazer101 August 2, 2008