When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work
by Jemburat November 3, 2017
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Get the lee james batey mug.A clever nickname you give your friend when they are being silly and you’re feeling funny . This nickname can be used when you feel like it. This nickname is a good connotation so you want to be a peanut butter barfey baby.
by peanutbarfeybaby69 September 29, 2019
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by *Shudders* February 14, 2023
Get the Aleiiah Shenee Bateman mug.When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.
Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.
by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006
Get the Friend Bater mug.A play off of the movie Pyscho, Bates Motel. A town where dreams go to die. A sink hole in which every resident either wants to get out, or is bat shit crazy.
by David Bedlam July 2, 2008
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Janet: You know that kid John? He's a total Bates.
Brad: You can say that again, he keeps looking at me like he wants to cut out my liver and eat it raw.
Brad: You can say that again, he keeps looking at me like he wants to cut out my liver and eat it raw.
by lightning_troubadour January 31, 2016
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