Bartentard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

"This bartentard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!"

by 814DH May 28, 2009

Kieran Barter

A full on twatbag. One who likes to think they're cool but is secretly gay.

That bloke over there is such a Kieran Barter

by Do I give a fuck June 29, 2011

Barted

When a baby farts and burps at the same time.

"When i finished feeding my baby and i went to go tickle her she barted."

by Israel Martinez November 2, 2008

Barter Town

The runner of which is the dominate alpha male. Generally contested by random competitions, the winner has bragging rights and must must acknowledged as the runner of Barter Town by all other competitors until he loses

After an intense game of Scrabble between Leroy and Jethro

Jethro - "Who run Barter Town bitch"
Leroy - "You run Barter Town Jethro"
Jethro - "Damn Straight"

by Sh1fty0ne October 21, 2010

Bartle Doo

A phrase created by Subject C (cannot put personal names on Urban Dictionary) that has no particular meaning, but its purpose is to be said out of random to release any exhaust of emotions.

Ms. A: Everyone did horrible on their essay!

Kid 1: Oh really?

Kid 2: Bartle Doo!

Ms. A: What does that mean? Do you like to annoy me?

Kid 2: It doesnt really have a meaning....

Next Day...

Ms. A: So can anyone tell me the meaning of line 5 in Act 3 scene 4?

Kid 1: Bartle Doo!

Kid 2: Bartle Doo.

Ms. A: Anyone else?

Entire Class: Bartle Doooooo!!

by stupidstupid May 10, 2010

Bartle

During a game of drinking monopoly, if one player makes an outrageously bad trade to gain lower level properties such as Baltic Ave. and uses out of game incentives to accomplish said trade.

"Man, he's an idiot. He bartled 2 green hits, half a pack of cigs and a beer for Connecticut!"

by RyanB7 November 5, 2008

Bartek

The most manipulative person you can ever meet. They don't even realize they are. They are usually very self obsessed and controlling. They victumize themselves in every situation possible. They usually are very tall and have many freckles all over their body. They can be very beautiful but thats only to distract you.

Omg you dated a Bartek too! damn.

by taurusbaddie123. December 5, 2021