QE Barnet 

One of the most neekiest schools in all of England. If you come here, you either have been in private education throughout your primary school years and/or sacrificed 3 years of your life by spending each weekend going to 87 tuitions just to get in here. Boys here have absolutely zero knowledge on how to talk to a girl, and there is always that one point where they all start crushing on girls at HBS. About 98% of boys here are Asian.

I got to QE Barnet
Wow you are a neek

QE Barnet by Taliban_501 November 28, 2021

barnus

a person who is not welcome; an incident resulting in unattractive consequences for one, many or all; to sabotage, injure or attack. in general, to make any situation worse.

stop being such a barnus. we're going to miss our plane!

barnus by missniche March 2, 2011

barney castle

A coward / liar. Someone who comes up with poor excuses.

Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.

"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."

barney castle by KittenJuggler May 26, 2020

Barney Stinson 

Barney Stinson
That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!

This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)

Awesome awesome awesome...

He is from Awesometown...

Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.

Barney Stinson by Just one of the many admirers March 2, 2009

barnesh 

a) a dead joke
b) a joke which is absolutely not funny
c) a comment which turns a normal situation into an awkward situation

pronounced bar-neh-shh

Lame Joke creator: "You're so stupid that you failed your math test"

Other Person: BARNESH

barnesh by John Merrymen May 19, 2010

Barney'd 

When something is turned to rubble as in Barney Rubble.

Guy one: I just totally got in a car accident
Guy two: Homeboy! Your car is totally barney'd!

Barney'd by veronicalovin September 5, 2009

stinky barnet 

Used to describe someones hair when they have bleached it. This is because bleach makes your hair stink.

Lad #1: "Did you hear about that lad, apparently he's got a stinky barnet?"
Lad #2: "Yeah, he does."

stinky barnet by thedackster October 18, 2017