Bass Groove

A part of a song where only the melody of the bass guitar is heard. Not to be confused with the much faster, more difficult bass solo.

Frank: hey man, you heard Five Magics by Megadeth?
Billy: the one that goes crazy fast on drums and guitar, then slows to a nice little bass groove?
Frank: thats the one. ah such a kickass song.

by vRattlehead65 February 20, 2009

Bass Pro Shops porn star

Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.

Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!

by Pissed off consumer February 26, 2009

Bass Burp

Bodily functions; A particularly grotesque belch originating from the lower diaphragm often sudden to the purportrator. Distinct to both belcher and observer regarding both the surprise of the unexpected burp and the inevitable distinct odour.

"That's disgusting! Have you been eating garlic and eggs? That was one hell of a bass burp!"

by mitzimoo February 6, 2010

bass-o-matic

Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.

For a limited time, the bass-o-matic can be yours for just 3 monthly installments of $10.99 ; operators are standing by, please call now! Offer not available in stores.

by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006

bass geetar

God of insruments.

"I love my bass geetar."

by Personformerlyknownasfloyddthebarber June 2, 2004

bass bomb

The most brutal thing that occur at any hardcore, metal, or any heavy type of concert. Activated by a drummer's trigger pad, the bass bomb delivers an ear splitting, womb shattering boom at the beginning of any breakdown or just really br00tal part in the song.

Me:Mychildren Mybride absolutely raped me last night with their bass bombs.
Bystander: I saw this lady fuggin' miscarry cuz of that shit!!!
Me: Fuggin' br00t son

by Peege J M May 9, 2008

bass face

bass face has two definitions;

1) a musical variation of the poker face in which the bass player of a given band wears an expression lacking any noticeable emotion, giving them an anonymous, emotionally distant appearance.

2) A bass face is the name given to the face a DJ or audiophile when a beat drops or a bassline is particularly compelling and gritty. This use of the term is used for electronic music, especially drum & bass, dubstep, and any other dance music where the main interest is the bassline.

1) "Did you see the show last night?"
"Yeah. The bass player took bass face to a new level. Fucker didn't even flinch the entire show."

2) ""Did you see DJ Sublo's face when that record hit?"

"Yeah, he must really enjoy that track, just look at his bass face! I can see why, this beat is filthy!"

by Type__ December 16, 2008