Asphalt Monkey

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019

Asechan

He is a funny and handsome guy. Is the best guy to make your day memorable. He is good in studies and can excel at any sport. He is mostly the chick magnet of your friend circle. He has a unique personality as a result of which he can get girls easily. He is the most trustworthy guy you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of humor. And most important of all, he values his family the most. Every Guy Should Be Like Him!

I want to be just like Asechan!

by admin29 March 9, 2021

Alepha

An annoying person

Person one: Do you know Alepha
Person two: Yes that girl is annoying af

by akwardlife135 July 30, 2017

Asphalt Cowboy

A male prostitute that works truck stops and services truckers.

I stopped off at wild bills truck stop and got some action from an asphalt cowboy before continuing down I-25 to deliver my load.

by Bob Wheeler March 20, 2008

acephobic

when you're mean to someone named Ace💔

damn, that person over there was really Acephobic.

by RAH🫶 November 2, 2022

asphyxially

1) The adverb form of asphyxia.

2) A modifier used in reference to humor, showing that something is so humorous that one cannot breathe due to excessive laughter.

2) It was asphyxially funny.

by joy_lukos December 6, 2007

Asphalt Beaver

a track racer prone to crashing.

Man! That guy has wrecked three times in the last month...What an Asphalt Beaver!

by tracktracktrack April 18, 2008