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chapstick asshole

The hole that appears in the middle of your chapstick. Created by the motion of the central screw as you twist it to move the lip balm up the tube. Collects mushy chapstick debris and god knows what else. Cringeworthy.
Ew the chapstick asshole has appeared. O chapstick, your time has come, too soon. *chuck*
by mealy3.0 December 9, 2008
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shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"
Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"
by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008
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urban dictionary assholes

urban dictionary assholes is a term for the editors of urban dictionary who can't be good sports and only publish biased definitions suited to their political leanings as can be seen by all the tea party definitions posted and by the rejection of mine. It would have been more fun if both sides had been shown, and a sign of maturity. Why is it that wimpy people tend to be libera and liberals tend top be wimpyl. coincidence? nah
A: What's Urban Dictionary?

B:Mostly a place for shits and giggles. Let's have a look...Oh this is funny. Oh this is funny, too. Hey, wait a minute, all these answers are identical. Wow, let's ubmit our own defintions

A: This should be fun

B: Hey they rejected it

A: Wow, such urban dictionary assholes!
by urbandictionaryasshole August 29, 2010
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Asshole nasty

origin: midwest suburbs
1.)Refers to one being nasty in the sense that they are dirty and undesirable for sexual purposes, and/or any other purpose that requires someone to be clean, groomed and presentable in public or private.
2.) To be so nasty as to resemble the smell, color, or shape of an anus.
- more commonly known as: Ass-nasty
Tyrone: "Oooh look at that girl over there, she thick as hell. I wanna hit that".
Billy Bob: "Are you serious man? That chick is ASSHOLE NASTY. I would have sex with her her if she was the last woman on earth".
by An Immature Professional December 17, 2008
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Arsehole butt fuck

A powerful cocktail and emetic consisting of Advocaat, cherryade and the residues from as many half-finished drinks as are available. Can be topped up with new residues as the night progresses and be used as a forfeit in a drinking game or reserved for the less discerning attendants at a party. Vomited arsehole butt fuck indelibly stains concrete patio slabs.
Mike: Jesus! Is that guy vomiting blood?
Bob: No, he just drank a pint of arsehole butt fuck.
by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011
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Abshole

1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.

2. An absolute asshole.

3. Navel; Belly button.
1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.

2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!

3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
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Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer
Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now
by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019
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