Andrea Bargnani

the biggest FOB in the NBA who cant rebound or block even though he is 7 foot and probably sucked up all the milk from his moms boobs some people think he is good but they are bryan colengos butt budies

hey man how did u grow so tall have u pulled the Andrea Bargnani on ur mom?

by hydfhrhh August 14, 2011

San Andreas Seismic Surprise

The sexual event in which the giver during anal penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner's fart passed through the penis and into the receiver's ass.

All was going well until he hit me with the San Andreas Seismic Surprise.

by SmutLion December 13, 2010

Andreas

When you walk with a bunch of people and suddenly somebody just disappears without saying anything.

- Dude, where did he go?
- I dont know, i think he did an Andreas.

by Darkevilbunn January 21, 2012

Andreas

A guy with a massive cock. Like bigger than everyone else in the class. Expecilly bigger than Simen's cock.

-Oh god, Andreas, you got a MASSIVE COCK!

by Andy Candyy March 2, 2018

Andreas

Tall, Danish boy with blond hair. Has the personality of a five year old, and the humor of one too.

“He has a extremely childish jokes”
“Oh, he is an Andreas”

by Taleeeeerhviiiit June 7, 2018

Andrea

The most beautiful person ever.

Andrea, I love you
Andrea: kindest heart and loveing person

by Ooflesuaususu January 3, 2019

Andreas

He is loyal maybe got a lot of hoes this and there, long dick

Andreas just took yo bitch

by Skittles man April 9, 2019