Doing a girl in the reverse cowgirl position, up the shit pipe, while she holds your Amish beard like a saddle horn.
Tired of spending the night chili dogging his wife again, Jim decided to tidy up, give himself a Amish beard, and his wife an Amish Buggy Ride followed up with a mushroom stamp.
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Pertains to multiple men ejaculating into a five-gallon bucket. The bucket is them passed to an Amish person to be churned into butter in a butter churner. The resulting colloid is then applied to a butterknife, and then swiped across the face of the victim.
Pertains to multiple men ejaculating into a five-gallon bucket. The bucket is them passed to an Amish person to be churned into butter in a butter churner. The resulting colloid is then applied to a butterknife, and then swiped across the face of the victim.
When Eskimo passed out last night, we called up John Yoder, scored some "Amish butter," and gave Eskimo the ole "Amish Butterknife"
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by Scott Walsh December 14, 2008
Get the Amish Brewery mug.Completely fake or made up job, usually to impress a girl but can also be used on parents. friends or future employers.
Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job
Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job
You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.
You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.
I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.
Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!
You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.
I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.
Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!
by Joecoool November 2, 2010
Get the Amish Electrician mug.A branch of the Anabaptist movement, commonly associated with voluntary abstention from electricity and other modern conveniences, use of plain clothes and head coverings, and an emphasis on farming. Their language, Pennsylvania Deutsch (not Dutch), is used at home and in church. Pennsylvania Deutsch is a derivative of German. Some Amish children attend Amish-only schools, while others attend public schools. They tend to be highly community and family oriented. The majority of the Amish live in central/western Pennsylvania, middle Ohio, and middle Indiana.
by Lydia S. September 28, 2005
Get the amish mug.A euphemism similar to Landing Strip or Happy Trail, an Amish Beard is a particular pubic styling type in which a person only shaves the upper part of their hair leaving the underneath completely untouched. The hair on the scrotum or underneath the vagina then resembles the classic Amish Beard worn only on the neck with a clean shaven face.
"Yeah I was running late and only had time to shave the top. Good thing she didn't mind the Amish Beard I was rockin'."
by JB BL September 5, 2007
Get the Amish Beard mug.When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.
Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!
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