In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.
by Barstoolrumschpringa July 4, 2017
When a girl is giving you the double fisted slurple gurp, the semen/saliva left on her hands is Amish butter. It only counts if it is the double fisted slurple gurp, as the motion resembles that of churning butter.
“Wow Jenny your hands are so soft! What lotion are you using?”
“It’s that Amish butter from last night!”
“It’s that Amish butter from last night!”
by Zero slack December 9, 2019
When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.
by Kam!kaze February 10, 2007
Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.
After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.
by John Byrnes November 16, 2007
During anal sex, after finishing inside the other person, the male forcefully plunges his dick in and out of their asshole. This makes the semen extra sticky and makes a loud splooshing sound. The one performing the act must have a neck beard, preferably with connecting sideburns.
"He hit me with that Amish Butter Churner after he came in my ass last night, it was horrible to clean up."
by Amish Butter Churner May 25, 2018
The act of placing a bowl underneath the anus whilst taking a shit, and then using said bowl in a potluck.
Tom: yo did you see that piece of shit in a bowl at the potluck?
Harry: Hell yeah that's my amish butter dish.
Harry: Hell yeah that's my amish butter dish.
by Ivorymagnus March 12, 2017
by Certified Idiot May 11, 2023