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Max

U seen max today
No why
Cus I need to put out the fire on his head
by Mxbe June 5, 2019
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Max is a one in a kind, he can be a bum but if anything he is most like a todd, although Todd wears k-mart jeans today he is a homo, max has anger issues with his Snapchat and whenever a JESS sends a HEE HEE and a picture of a Michael Jackson he blocks you, so go on and T-pose to him with a Michael Jackson picture glued to your head.
Max is awesome, unlike Sam (thanos) he is EPIC
by ToddWoreKMartJeansToday July 19, 2019
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max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover
max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX
by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020
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Max is a crazy bitch, intimidating at times but also a big softy that will murder for his friends, some say a demon with a gold heart, also known to be horny and have a humongous Wang a sexual deviant, in other words you never know what's going on in the mind of a max so be careful but also gentle cuase he has feelings to.
"Look its max!, oh SHIT he bit me again!"
by Kiribaby October 16, 2019
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That one poor kid who has no wifi at home, and uses his dad's mobile hotspot instead.
Poor max, we should get him a modem
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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an absolute legend nobody is better than him he is just definitely the best and he is a country mile ahead of everyone
max is the best
by a smart dictionary November 5, 2020
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A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.
girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol
by hockeyhoe July 2, 2019
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