YooHoo Cock

is when a cock so plesurable when you getting fucked it makes you scream YOOHOO!! and when the man cums it cums out like chocolate milk

I drank YooHoo Cock cum :)

by Zipzerboy December 8, 2010

Yoho

United States Congressman with an IQ of 72. Not content with being fat and ugly, this "man" thought calling another member of Congress a bitch would have no consequences.

Yoho used to be a Member of the US House of Representatives untill he insulted one of the most popular Congresswomen and was voted out by a landslide.

by KodyDawg July 23, 2020

Yoho

Any belligerent, old sexist dude who comes at women, finger pointing and accosting them like Rep. Ted Yoho came at AOC on the Capitol steps.

My sister was going to work and this creepy old Yoho started getting in her face and called her a “fucking Bitch”.

by Boomer of Doom July 24, 2020

Yoho

A particularly disgusting type of hemorrhoid known for offensively itching like a fucking bitch at times a person is just trying to go about their busy life. Symptoms are especially intense when trying to get something important done.

That yoho just showed up out of nowhere and inflamed the shit out of a perfectly normal situation. Lobbyists for Preparation H couldn't keep up with the demand for relief.

by skunkyskinklepuss July 26, 2020

epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

penis

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

by b-man68 January 6, 2010

yoghurt suprise

while smashing a woman vigorously with your wombworm from behind, and begin to tingle like a paedo in madeline mccann, exclaim "baby im coming", "ooo yeah i wana cum on you baby", or even "wwwaaaaeeehhh on your arse love!". At this point, squirt, tip or pour depending on your general love-tap spray a portion of yoghurt on the small of her back, her arse or other point on the back of her body. She will then turn around, and at that point the suprise comes into effect, jam your chappie into her face and chafe away at the fella and spaff glorious amounts of man silk into her aghast face....shout "suprise!"

dude, the other night i was down doggy with mel when i decided to give her a yoghurt suprise...should have seen her face!

by donkeywillymassive October 30, 2008

yogo pogo

While composing email, txt, or IM, an amazing statement using incorrect grammar that produces a laugh, for example a parapraxis (Freudian slip)...
A slip up, that is amazing and clever that drives home a point.
Is energizing, funny, and makes your side hurt after many belly laughs!

Your female friend tells you about a mutual friend getting engaged... she says "wow, it is an amazing 'rock'!"
You then state to your friend, "I would love to give you an amazing cock..." funny but true, "now thats yogo pogo!"

by sir spellz allot May 3, 2010