Wine moms 

Wine moms think they know everything about politics and racial issues despite being whiter than mayo

fuck off wine moms

Wine moms by Atilla Coşar August 20, 2021

wine stool 

What comes the morning after drinking red wine and eating prime rib or any other red meat. Mixing rich foods with high fat content and red wine will build a solid wine stool.

That holiday party food was great last night but the red wine and prime rib made a serious wine stool.

After that dinner of steak, roast potato, shrimp cocktail, red wine and chocolate cake with ice cream I had a serious wine stool to hide.

wine stool by William Carlton II November 10, 2010

Wine Spin 

The act of removing the full bag from a box of wine, holding it above your head and drinking out of it, while spinning, until you fall down or throw up. In competition, the contestant who can spin the longest wins.

Whoa bro, you totally should have seen the wine spin that the pledge did earlier. It was awesome, he went for like 52 seconds before he fell down and threw up all over himself.

Wine Spin by BobbyBluetooth May 18, 2012

wine tasting noob 

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.

Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."

wine tasting noob by westfalia January 27, 2012

wine and roses 

An expression of love for that special girl in your life. When every time she smiles it clears out every cloud and when you see her happy it makes living worth while. When you dream about her every moment of every day and only want the best for them. As made famous by the hit band "Medieval Kineval"

"My girl is just like wine and roses. I want to be with her forever!"

wine and roses by TheMAnInDaTree October 23, 2009

Wine Boxing 

The female version of Whiskey Dick

I had a wicked cas of Wine Boxing last night. I got sooo wasted last night I passed out buck naked with his junk in my hand.

Wine Boxing by Fukinawork December 4, 2010

wine braces 

When your teeth and lips are stained from drinking red wine. Upon smiling it appears you are wearing braces made from wine. This happens typically after consuming enough wine to no longer be concerned how the teeth/lips look.

Uh, Erik I see you finished off that bottle of Cabernet, looks like you have have your wine braces on tonight. You might want to find some mouthwash if you don't want to go home alone.

wine braces by kbewild71 October 8, 2008