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Witaly

A Russian name of a German-Russian person, who's dad refused to accept help by translating the name Vitali from Russian into German.

If you have a Witaly among your friends, he is probably the only so-written Witaly existing on this planet, and I can say for sure, that he is a good one.

He has best genetics and his plan is to become 100 years old. So if you haven't met him yet- no worries, there is plenty of time left to get to know him.
If you talk about health with a Witaly he will call himself a doctor, and you will believe him.
You have a compassionate interlocutor here, knowing all about politics and history.

However if a Witaly is wrong he has a hard time admitting it and will keep on fighting for his opinion while the ship sinks.

Above all he is a funny companion, very clever, loving and caring. Just do your job to keep the relationship well balanced- he can be a bad forgiver, if you take to much of his beautiful gift to really care for you.
by Lisus November 22, 2021
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Wistamation

A rough estimate used by WIS employees to tell how many items there are of a product
Supervisor: "how many pens were there on that shelf?"

Employee: "I said 10 but that was just a wistamation."
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A gorilla tag god that can beat you in a 1v1
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Witanowski

An ovulating Polish man with a receding hairline that has a crippling fear of IT men. Witanowski's are cool dudes, as they love to show up dramatically wearing sunglasses in their X-trail whilst blasting the rap part from Streets by Doja Cat.
When I saw the Witanowski, I wanted to watch Mike Wasowski
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WIRTAPH

What is really the absolute point here?
Jaz: I just told a funny joke to a unicorn and he kicked me!
Ethan: WIRTAPH?
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