Matt-Weiner

1) Adjective- Legendary; Beyond Human
2) Noun- A person whos qualities far surpass those of anyone else

1)Wow that guy is so Matt-Weiner, he is the most incredible person

2)I wish I was a Matt-Weiner so I can get all those girls!

by Anonymous Judaean December 22, 2008

weinerhosen

Condom, as desribed in WaiWai column of Mainichi Daily News.

Japanese researchers do bang-up job developing ultra-thin weinerhosen.

by Blue January 7, 2005

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BlondeHairBezz November 18, 2009

rubbed raw red weiner syndrome

when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red.

"hay KM your walking kinda funny" "ya ive got rubbed raw red weiner syndrome"

by steele88 April 19, 2006

weidner

someone with a massive cock

now that really is a massive weidner

by ma1kym6rk December 30, 2005

Weiner

A political distraction.

Nothing makes me forget about REAL issues of national importance like a big fat Weiner.

by DankIsYourFriend June 17, 2011