Wanky

Completely absurd, crazy, ludicrous

Evan you are acting so wanky

by nglettire April 3, 2008

Wanky

A nickname given to Detroit’s own Joseph Billops formally known as Vernon Joseph Neville Billops

Deante: I then lost Wanky to the streets
Chris: Wankyyyyy

by Jnutty30 April 9, 2019

wankytits

(1)Express dismay at a crucial moment (2)Lovingly name your cat on Tuesday

(1)Wankytits! I lost my jizzbucket down a manhole. Somebody stop me!
(2)Hmmm...let me see...felix, no...james...no...bastard...today is tuesday...ah,wankytits.

by @ last! May 8, 2003

Wanky

In the fandom community, person A would describe person B or person B's behavior as "wanky" if any of the following conditions are met:

- Person B expresses an opinion that person A disagrees with
- Person B expresses an emotion on a public forum or blog
- Person B has an argument with Person C over any subject on a public forum or blog

Also, "wank" is the noun used to refer to the behavior itself.

"Those people got into an argument; it was so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

"Those people got upset because of a website being homophobic; that's so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

by ChaosRocket October 22, 2007

wanky

vagina wenis

whoa, he gave her a wanky!

by lylela September 24, 2011

wasyl

n. A word sharing a T9 keystroke with another word. Most often used to describe the word NOT meant to be typed with the key combination.

Example: 6 and 3 can form "me" or "of."
2665 can form "cool" or "book"

spoken example:
Becky-"I got a text from him today that read 'Ur so book.' What's that supposed to mean?"
Abram-"It's a wasyl. He means you're really cool."

by abe-a-licious October 17, 2008

Wanky

Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin

Man, Asanti you are so wanky.

by nerdjunkey May 17, 2008