Nigger Wagon 

A modern revision of the term Paddy Wagon, or an enclosed motortruck used by police to carry prisoners.

The term originated during the 1920s to describe police vans because they picked up so many "Paddies", or Irish Americans.

Seeing that drunken Irish are no longer a menace given the rise of gun shooting, gangsta ass niggers many feel a revision of the term is in order.

A bunch of blacks got into a gunfight last night at the hip hop concert. They had to call in the Nigger Wagon to haul them off to jail.

Nigger Wagon by MrDave March 30, 2005

Dick Wagon 

Similar to that of a douche bag.

The act of making yourself look stupid, while attempting to look cool. Usage of internet words in a place where such words are looked down upon.

To degrade others to make yourself look cool, often in an audience where people don't know who you are.

Literally, a wagon, but with dicks on it.

"OMG, I am going to switch teams next time, cuz you guys suck, WTF"

"Hey there, Jimbo, don't be such a dick wagon."

Dick Wagon by Irbster2 February 7, 2008

gum wagon 

a vehicle that a gum(old person) drives around

adam: look at that gummy gum with a tummy tum in his gum wagon

gum wagon by slip slap February 12, 2006

braggin wagon 

A great way to describe a sport wagon with large wheels. Sport wagons, unlike their station wagon predecessors, are designed with stiffer and sportier suspensions meant to handle the extra weight in the back and are also quickly growing in popularity.

Can also be used to jokingly refer to a hooptie station wagon.

Tom: Dude look at that Dodge Magnum SRT-8!
Joe: Damn, that's a braggin wagon.

braggin wagon by wheelmanLS2 August 29, 2006

Chav Wagon 

Limousines of the stretched variety that aren't used by heads of state but are instead hired by chavs the moment they've scraped together a bit of money in the mistaken belief that it's possible to buy class.

Often pink, decked out with lasers and under-chassis lights.

The stretched hummer is the ultimate chav wagon.

There's more STD's in that chav wagon than most brothels.

Chav Wagon by Antid December 5, 2009

whimper wagon 

How one might to get to the pity party.

Josie: "Do you know where Chelsea went? She was really upset about not getting invited to the dance."
John: "No clue - she jumped right into her whimper wagon and drove off."

whimper wagon by Mama Frazz December 2, 2010

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon

Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.

Bloody hell what's that I can smell?

That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.

Filthy old bastard.

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009