Vaginasmith

Someone who is an expert at handling or fondling the pussy or vagina!

He a real vaginasmith last night he worked it real good .

by Darbiegirl2369 January 11, 2018

strippering vaginas

female species that tend to do a lot of drugs and take their clothes off for public enjoyment in a club while worshiping their god <money>
known to surround military bases in the event that the militant ones need to see vagina because they cant make it home to wife or girlfriends

also entice old folk who are not happy with their relationships or marriage

come in nice and mean flavor
all shapes and sizes .... many with large tattoos
tend to wear extremely large heels and carry little purses
have boob-jobs or want boob-jobs overly worried about their bodies

they do not like house fees and have no problem causing trouble to customers because they think they are badass

The strippering vagina held the pole tightly between her legs as she extended her body upside down on the stage.
The strippering vaginas are surrounding the outside of the base so that our violence does not pour out into society.

by maskerbator August 25, 2011

Verdansk Vaginas

Warzone players who become so terrified of being shot at in an FPS game that they put themselves in time-out in some random bedroom, or fly out to bum-fuck-egypt in a chopper, rather than... Get this... Use their weapon in a Call of Duty game. Can also be found crouched in a bush, laying at the top of a zipline or stairset, or behind a crate in a storage shed.

Teammate 1: "I'm 20 minutes into this match and I've seen 2 people"

Teammate 2: "This lobby must be filled with some real Verdansk Vaginas"

by DCShred96 November 27, 2020

Vaginismo

The diminutive term for vagina, implying tightness.

Cara mea, mi Mariatheresa...con gustemente va vaginismo.

by megnao flimpis July 19, 2003

vaganus

The entire area of the female anatomy comprising of the vagina, the anus, and all landmarks in and between.

after a long night of drinking, they get back to her place...
guy: im sooo wasted
girl: just stick it in me
guy: where do u want it
girl: i dont care, just stick it in my vaganus!

by ryder.b January 31, 2009

Vaganus

A person who is somewhere between a douche and an asshole. Can be capitalized if the person is a politician or some other shitty celebrity.

Ahh fuck, another goddamn reality TV show starring some new loser Vaganus.

by Francis Ulma November 4, 2010

Vaginas &Penises

A more potent way of of using the idiom, apples and oranges.

Dude, stop talking about time with your friends, like it's the same as time with your gal. You are talking vaginas &penises here!

by kaalika October 4, 2011